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Mr. Feely Pants & His Incredible Friends!

by Retarded Muppit Farm

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    "Mr. Feely Pants & His Incredible Friends" - Hot off the heels of "SFII:RtP", Django and Reinhardt here get together and record this nasty little gem of an album.

    It was a rainy night in San Francisco. Soaking wet, our Retarded heroes proceed to churn out their first hit single, "At the Cafe Coconut", after drinking several cases of the eponymous beverage. Only in America!!
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1.
Skip Tip Toe 02:27
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Come with me, skip tip toe down a cherry tree And you shall see a magical grove of pixies three And if I may be bold to say, You're looking rather well today And if it's Christmas then I'll say To laugh and dance and skip and play Come with me, skip tip toe down a cherry tree And if I may I say that we shall fly a kite today! Today! OK! Then we agree on our activity You see? You see?
2.
Unfurl Your Love 03:12
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Girl, shine on all of my life Feeling funky today Don't just give it away (Doo do do doo) Slide, slide down a waterfall Feeling happy today Don't you take it away Girl, wanna dance around you baby (Doo do do doo) Wanna dance around you baby girl (Doo do do doo) You let me love unfurl Yeah yeah, you're such a pretty girl Unfurl your love for me baby Unfurl your love for me true Unfurl your love for me baby And I won't fail you! L, L-O-V-E equals love to me Every single day (Doo do do doo) Can't imagine a moment Without you by my side Forever we will be Girl, wanna dance around you baby (Doo do do doo) Wanna dance around you baby girl (Doo do do doo) You mean to me the world Yeah yeah, let my love unfurl! Unfurl your love for me baby Unfurl your love for me true Unfurl your love for me baby And I won't fail you!
3.
At the Cafe Coconut 03:06
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I took a trip upon an aeroplane I was flying might high Above the islands of Hawaii I could see the gleam from the sky Baby you know why I'm here It ain't for your tender touch I've come to find that drink I've grown to love so much Down at the Cafe Coconut Every drink is a "Hang in there buddy, You don't want to die from anything" Cafe Coconut, every time you take a sip It's like a miracle magical trip...OH! The islands bring out the flavor of the coconut Everything you find grows from the ground But doesn't taste like dirt, they wash that off And make it taste really good somehow With ingredients like: Water, Coffee, Sweetened Condensed Milk, Sugar, Non Dairy Creamer Spray, Dried Coconut Powder, Sodium Bicarbonate, Sucrose, Fatty Acid Esters (an Emulsifier!) And other natural flavors... It's the Cafe Coconut! Oooohh Oho oh ho oh Oooohh Boo-doot-doot-doo-doot-doo Sha-na-na na shinny-ninny-ninny-ninny-nah! Cafe Coconut: Every drink is a "Hang in there buddy, You don't want to die from anything" Cafe Coconut, every time you take a sip It's like a miracle magical trip...OH!
4.
Ratburger 00:16
5.
Life Is A Gift (That Can Not Be Returned) 01:34
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See them all laughing fancy free Wonder how could it be Your heart's filling up with jealousy But listen to me! All of the pain that you holed up inside All of the tears that you fought so hard to hide Will haunt you in death as you steadily burn Cause life is a gift that can not be returned! Holding steadfast to your father's gun You failed as a son How could you end a life so young? Look what you've done Running away from all of the pain By blowing away your god-given brain Will haunt you in death as you steadily burn Cause life is a gift that can not be returned!
6.
Streets of Rap City 02:35
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Comin' from the streets, that's where I growed up Down to the stall, that's where I showed up, YEAH Got five fingers on my hand Don't know what to do, don't know where to stand, OH YEAH Lass one time what did she do? It came right down to an old brown shoe, OH YEAH Eels in his hands, dollars in his shoe Look between his toes, what do ya do?? AH HAHAHAHAHA WHOOOOOO It's blue as hell, you don't know how to smell You go down to a cheap motel, OH YEAH Costs about a dollar for a room, Pretty soon the room becomes your tomb OH YEAH HAHAHAHA It's kinda sad when you gotta die They put a finger right through your eye OH YEAH They got a big knife about 12 inch long It's about as big as a donkey's dong OH YEAH Got a little story, got a secret to tell Put your last dime in a wishing well OH YEAH He's messaging about who'd I kiss, It's some man named Charlie Biss ARGHRGRH OH YEAH...
7.
Dance Fever of '93 02:18
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In my darkest hour I'm calling you In the midnight time I am still dreaming of you Oh darling please let me die upon my knees I'll be the first to say I LOVE YOU I LOOOOOOOOVE The wind and the sun and the rain and the sun I love the clouds that are flying up high When the day has just barely begun I am searching for you!!!
8.
Magic Island Song 01:34
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I come from a magic island And I'm gonna kick your ass
9.
Peanut Butta Sandwich Bomb 02:35
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Baby's got me blowing up bombs all the time Bombs all the time, it's true Baby's got me blowing up bombs all the time Peanut butter sandwich for you Peanut butter sandwich it comes lightly When I come correct you know I come rightly Step into your heart, tear it apart Leave me with the baby and the bones in the yard Baby's got me blowing up bombs all the time Bombs all the time, it's true Baby's got me blowing up bombs all the time Peanut butter sandwich for you Now my girlfriend makes this peanut butter sandwich Gives it to me in my lunch and I go apeshit For the banana that she puts in the center of the sandwich Don't you know it's explodable Baby's got me blowing up bombs all the time Bombs all the time, it's true Baby's got me blowing up bombs all the time Peanut butter sandwich for you I got a snake, I'm gonna put it in your shoe When it bites you don't know what it do It's got creepy fangs and a jaw Seven layers of skin on it's paw It's a grizzly bear and rightly so I think you know the name of the person is Joe... HE'S THE ONE THAT PUT THE SNAKE IN YOUR CRAW
10.
Kommune With the Krystal 02:33
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I was blind, eyes were left behind As I glided up and saw a perfect view within my mind You were like a tiger, neon orange like the sun And I was glowing as the dawn of time had just begun Watch out for tomorrow Be here for today Eyes bright with the future Crying tears of yesterday KOMMUNE WITH THE KRYSTAL I was tired, all my day had turned to night As I saw the castle flying in the distance You were on my mind as I rode toward your mind With my horse I was equipped with your prescription Watch out for tomorrow Be here for today Eyes bright with the future Crying tears of yesterday KOMMUNE WITH THE KRYSTAL
11.
Shirts 02:20
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Shirts when it's cold outside The rain falls down You know that my heart is breaking Every time you're around Shirts Making my chest look better than ever Shirts You know you'll come back to a man who has got enough SHIRTS Once a very long time ago On a river boat I did ride Off to a mountain I saw in the distance Where dragons were once said to fly Shirts, well now you're the ??? Know when they were calling my name Shirts Bring you back home in the snuggle of winter Shirts I'm making my baby look hungry for more of my SHIRTS Bring it on, bring it on... Shirts You know you'll be pimping like a mammal When they see you in SHIRTS!
12.
Snicker Dicker Dandy 01:05
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Snicker dicker dandy All the kids come out for candy In this jolly english town that I call home Come around and tell a tale Of all the English sperm whales That have disappeared since the king Has sat upon the throne Ho ho ho-dilly Hee Come for the candy, stay for the treats Everyone knows the lifetimes of the orca whales are drastically depleting every year Save the killer whale!
13.
Wolfman's Comin' 02:34
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In the shadow of the evening glen I go walking at night and then I see the moon shining in the sky I do a fancy dance Down the street With my hands around my eyes Oh, it's a surprise Guess who's coming to dinner? I see you in the forest, you scare me in the dark I see your shadow lurking, I've seen it when it barks WOLFMAN'S COMIN' WOLFMAN'S COMIN' TO GETCHA Oh when the dark Perceives the light It goes to it's aid To fight against the AIDS virus That infects the wolf man WOLFMAN'S COMIN' IT'S VERY SCARY IN THE WOLFMAN'S CAVE WOLFMAN'S COMING TO GETCHA YOU WILL DIE WOLFMAN'S COMING FOR YA
14.
The Last Train to Freedomville 03:50
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Did you buy your ticket? Conductor's saying "all aboard!" Does your luggage fit the overhead compartment? Can you hear that whistle roar? See the sun is setting? See it shine down so strong? It's breaking through the clouds It's come to see us off It's the last train to Freedomville Get on cause you know I will And who knows when we'll get there But I couldn't give a damn Cause when we get to Freedomville I'll be a happy man Do you have your passport? Collected all of your goods? Are you ready to rough it out And sleep in the dark lonely woods? Train conductor's waving From his railhouse afar But you're ready to fight for love You're ready to reach for the stars! You're in the last train to Freedomville Get on cause you know I will And who knows when we'll get there But I couldn't give a damn Cause when we get to Freedomville I'll be a happy man Oh, I am...
15.
Youth-A-Bration '97 02:32
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Pizza and bubblegum, race cars and toys We are the future, we girls and we boys Candy and laughter, stories and games Think of us fondly, remember our names My name is Billy I'm wild like a buck My name is Peter I like monster trucks My name is Suzy and dolls are my joy My name is Tyler and I'm just some boy Clown cars and fireworks Strudels and cakes We all like junk food Both deep fried and baked Puppies and ponies Green macaroni We all like noodles with Ice cold minestrone

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released May 30, 2007

Tin Can Tommy - headphone feedback, rapping
Back Alley Billy - squishy wet jacket, dance club beats

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Retarded Muppit Farm (RMF) is the greatest band you've just now heard of. Founded in 1996, RMF have released thousand of albums, though they are perhaps best known for their 1999 Grammy winning record "Supernatural" featuring Rob Thomas. In 2009 they released "Thriller 2", and now, 5 years later, the boys have returned with "Weezus" as part of their ongoing youth outreach ministry series. ... more

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